blackjackoutcast:

September was a great month for my tweeting.

blackjackoutcast:

Shameless bathroom selfies at 2am

blackjackoutcast:

Look me in the eye and tell me Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island wasn’t the rawest movie ever.

I dare you.

blackjackoutcast:

I just realized that Goku didn’t really do shit throughout DBZ.

Saiyan saga:

• Defeats Raditz with Piccolo’s help.
• Dies.
• Vegeta and Nappa fuck shit up.
• Goku’s still dead.
• Yamcha’s dead, Chiaotzu’s dead.
• Goku’s still dead.
• Vegeta kills Nappa.
• Still dead.
• Goku finally comes back.
• Fights Vegeta for a bit.
• Vegeta turns into an Oozaru.
• Damn near re-kills Goku.
• Yajirobe cuts off Vegeta’s tail.
• Vegeta crawls back into his ship, Goku lets him go.

Namek Saga:

• Gohan, Bulma, and Krillin set off for Namek.
• Goku takes fuckin forever to get there.
• Once he’s there, he picks up the scraps with the Ginyu Force.
• Which makes him need to stay in a healing tank for fuckin ever.
• Gohan, Krillin, and Vegeta do most of the work.
• Frieza kills a fuckton of people.
• Like seriously, he kills a lot of fucking people.
• Vegeta’s dead.
• Goku goes toe to toe with Frieza.
• Frieza transforms again and kills Krillin.
• Goku goes Super Saiyan.
• Yadda yadda, leaves Frieza for dead, yadda yadda.

Cell Saga:

• Gohan went hard.

Buu Saga:

• Fusion.

blackjackoutcast:

I just realized that Goku didn’t really do shit throughout DBZ.

Saiyan saga:

• Defeats Raditz with Piccolo’s help.
• Dies.
• Vegeta and Nappa fuck shit up.
• Goku’s still dead.
• Yamcha’s dead, Chiaotzu’s dead.
• Goku’s still dead.
• Vegeta kills Nappa.
• Still dead.
• Goku finally comes back.
• Fights…

blackjackoutcast:

1) I have no idea how the hell you’re still here. Congrats.

and 2) You have a bit over an hour to prepare your anuses for an explosion of WrestleMania.

You have been warned.

februarysins:

Rookie 9

weedandcreativity:

dead.